Valentine's Day is tomorrow! Yes, tomorrow! Do not panic. There is still plenty of time, but take heed! Do not blow it this year. Any small token of affection will do. Just REMEMBER to mark the occasion for the women in your life and all will be fine.

What to get, you ask? Almost anything will do: chocolates, flowers, a child-free dinner out, a small piece of jewelry, or perfume are the standard gifts. Now, if your wife has a hobby such as scrapbooking or reading, a gift certificate to her favorite store (I do hope you know what her favorite store is) would be an excellent choice. Even the effort of a Valentine card will be greeted with enthusiasm - especially if your performance at remembering Valentine's Day in the past has been less than stellar.

DO NOT, under any circumstances, give small household appliances like toasters and blenders or memberships to fitness gyms unless specifically requested. If you need help, call your mother in law or one of your sisters in law to help you out. You can do this!

If you should fail, you will likely be sleeping on the couch. Due and just punishment in your wife's mind, so be prepared.